My fears had been confirmed; it was
an exceedingly stupid place to rest my phone. I either knocked it with the pot
lid or the wooden spoon I was stirring with, and unlike how I had hoped when
placing it my phone tumbled forward, not back, off of the lip of the Coleman
two burner and the overflowing foam to join the pasta and water in the pot.
After a couple of seconds the
flashlight turned off but I couldn’t just empty the pot onto the ground. It was
full to the brim with pasta for everyone and the water, which couldn’t have
been more boiling, bubbled continuously over the handles. I aborted my first
attempt at scooping my doomed phone out to put down the lid my left hand still
clutched, smiling at the terrible story unfolding despite myself. Two hands
weren’t much better than one since the flat spoon I had was about a third of
the width of my phone’s height and it was conspiring with the curved sides of
the deep pot to keep my poor phone submerged.
After a swim long enough to ensure destruction I finally managed a successful rescue. I was planning on doing the technological equivalent of mouth to mouth and throwing it in the bag of dry pasta, but remarkably, the screen was on. “Temperature / iPhone needs to cool down before you can use it,” it told me, apparently ready to let bygones be bygones and forget about the pasta water fiasco. After a minute I pressed the home screen button, transferring starchy stickiness to my finger tip and discovering my phone hadn’t been lying. The screen lit up and I was left staring in wonder at my wallpaper. The cracked pasta phone, my comrade, lived on.
After a swim long enough to ensure destruction I finally managed a successful rescue. I was planning on doing the technological equivalent of mouth to mouth and throwing it in the bag of dry pasta, but remarkably, the screen was on. “Temperature / iPhone needs to cool down before you can use it,” it told me, apparently ready to let bygones be bygones and forget about the pasta water fiasco. After a minute I pressed the home screen button, transferring starchy stickiness to my finger tip and discovering my phone hadn’t been lying. The screen lit up and I was left staring in wonder at my wallpaper. The cracked pasta phone, my comrade, lived on.